Synopsis 1-50..........Synopsis 51-100..........Synopsis 101-134 I thought it might be handy for new readers to be able to get an overview of The Pilgrimage.
I've created links to the all of the posts, with a synopsis for each.
What's This 'Flup' Stuff?Days Walking - 51
Anneli is attacked by frostbite, treatment is detailed, the Poop Tent suffers a heinous injury, and Polar Bear activity.
Ecstatic Use of Its RepairednessDays Walking - 52
I get a cold, eating cute animals is coveted, Jake eavesdrops on the trucker's CB band, Poop Tent repairs, Wolves, Bears and archery.
Not The Face!Days Walking - 53
My cold gets bad, opportunistic cannibalism, Adrian, Church, and Jake speak their minds to the world.
Bleeping Mother BleeperDays Walking - 54
I'm still sick, Adrian catches my cold and I am vindicated, Rummy vs. Blackjack, and Church needs to learn the power of the dark side.
No Moleste Por FavorDays Walking - 55
I'm starting to feel better! Kwame vanishes in the night, and we have to track his butt down. Bastard.
Poor Lil Meow MeowDays Walking - 56
My cat gets sick, Adrian's OCD gets on my damn nerves, I run out of a precious commodity, and midnight massages.
Smell Those Yummy HumansDays Walking - 57
Wolves howling in the night and their plots to devour us, Golden Hour, and erotic corn dog dreams.
Your Sisters The ButtocksDays Walking - 58
Kwame's penance, frequent chopper flyby's, and our plotting to evade the authorities.
Money For My MorelsDays Walking - 59
No more Cheerios, an oil spill, money for shrooms, and my fervent dreams of one day selling out.
Trading in Delicious DiseaseDays Walking - 60
Raving about beneficial germs, I think this might be one of my favorite posts on the whole blog. Once in a great while I write something good.
With Fresh Coconut MilkDays Walking - 61
My iPod craps out 30 minutes into the day, I run out of caffeine pills, and plot to kill and eat my pals - just for the peace and quiet.
AGHIIGHHIRRRGH!!Days Walking - 62
Too much yearning, Plotting to kill them all, starting my own cult, and a pic of Caeled.
Read My Lips - Aint No TreesDays Walking - 63
The Army's got a thing or two to learn about Arctic Survival, everyone has a SaberSpoon but me, and the danger of pate in the Ackian wild.
Den Of Edgy Female IrkfulnessDays Walking - 64
All us girls is bitches, I try and fail to apply Peek A Boo comment code to my blog template, and Vietnamese soup is the shiznit.
High on SufferingDays Walking - 65
35 mile per hour wind gusts, Spekk Finger, and an old journal entry I wrote before the hike started.
Flee From The Squat ProgenyDays Walking - 66
Gabe has horrific gastrointestinal issues, incest with NoDoz, and a wacked Ackian Woman and her man's hypothetical Spekk Schlong.
She Has No ClueDays Walking - 67
Frequent Need To Squat Disorder, Shelly is clueless, Dad gets a girlfriend, Jake and Anneli have a tiff, and I accidentally steal a line from Her Greatness, Dooce.
A Rash of Suspicious CoincidencesDays Walking - 68
Gabe finally gets better, food allergies, a pic of my cat, and a transcript of a conversation with my Dad. Exciting!
Smart-Assed Sarcastic Whiney Wanna-BeDays Walking - 69
My snowshoe goes POP! I obsess on Dad's new girlfriend, we see our first tree in months, I post a pic (wow!), and Church and I pester Anneli for details on the lover's tiff.
Comedy Caplets, C.O.D.Days Walking - 70
We're huge geeks, and play a Harry Potter RPG that Adrian and Kwame dreamed up, and these 'tree' things are mighty pretty.
Tea Parties With SatyrsDays Walking - 71
Harry Potter RPG rambling, frighteningly - no one is sick, and I crave chips and salsa.
Like Scrubbing Bubbles, But EvilDays Walking - 72
We encounter a crashed trucker, snow scrubbing the nether regions, anticipating talking to Dad's GF Joann on the phone that night, and Accidental Orgy Syndrome.
April 27th Always Tends To SuckDays Walking - 73
I miss my Mom.
Freaky Green Alien LlamaDays Walking - 74
Robin's profile pic gets even cuter, Wacky web applets, Tents are liars, and Joann seems aiight, I guess...
Like An Amateurish Inane Teeny BopperDays Walking - 75
My cousin Terry is preggers, my brother is still a jerk, and I make a move on Adrian.
Props to All Us World War 1 Flying Aces!Days Walking - 76
Post-Seduce-Attempt Depression, we meet a retired couple on the road, and we barter with them for goodly goods.
Oh So Glad It Wasn't My FaultDays Walking - 77
We lose a beloved team member, break the news to the rest of the team, and have a good cry. Seriously.
Blogging on Blogging on BloggingDays Walking - 78
I ramble on about blogging for six or seven thousand words. Skip this one, don't read it.
Nap Nap All The Live Long DayDays Walking - 79
I feel crappy this day, and wimp out - posting a angsty poem.
Chaos, Avalanches and WhatnotDays Walking - 80
Silent Screaming, Ack becomes a wet and drippy realm, and several team members get into a big fight over a People Magazine.
Most Terribly Not DeadDays Walking - 81
Caeled has manly nerves as a wolf tries to sneak into camp, and we start keeping watch at night - finally!
Halfway to Fairbanks!Days Walking - 82
We arrive in Coldfoot at Mile 175 of the Dalton Highway, and finally get to shower. I post some pics.
Giggle Wiggle Boob ShakerDays Walking - 83
We meet some folks in Coldfoot, Ackian mud is a pain in the ass, and The Coldfoot Cafe serves up some darned good bacon cheeseburgers!
Slapping My Face With Its BurningnessDays Walking - 84
Kwame sells the sled, onion rings hurt, and Gabe gets naughty with a random tourist-girl.
A Rush of Mutant EndorphinsDays Walking - 85
On the road again, I get an email from a troubled and misguided wife, and I 'volunteer' to carry the crank generator, now that the sled is sold.
Intimate Attentions from Big BerthaDays Walking - 86
Whole lotta daylight goin on, what I'd do if I were homeless, The Great Wall of China, and Litany's Cracker Ass, two things you can see from space.
He's Still Father Caeled From The BlockDays Walking - 87
Ack's Craziest Tree Thief Police Chases, Leave No Trace, and our efforts to clean up Dalton Highway litter.
A Cameo By Olympian Brooke BennettDays Walking - 88
The Spruce Bark Beetle Calamity, Litter we've discovered and collected for proper disposal, and Holy Caribou, these things are big!
Lies! Unfortunate Lies!Days Walking - 89
I must be ovulating or something. I have a crazy daydream about Adrian, and I describe it for one and all. It's very silly.
Goofin on GauranaDays Walking - 90
Nutrilite Daily Multivitamin, Gaurana, and Josta Cola I miss you so.
Witty Words HereDays Walking - 91
The group decides I've had quite enough Gaurana, we're buzzed by three choppers, and we have a Spring fashion show, like ohmygawd.
iPod Glutes Implant Service Pack 2Days Walking - 92
Cyborg MP3 Players, Bikers are wimps, and we're hardcore, yo.
Regarding Fruit / Tree ProximityDays Walking - 93
We meet entomologists Tony Glenn and Marsha Butler, who are making a study of this part of the Dalton Highway. They gave us DEET I love them so much.
Evert Your Eyes!Days Walking - 94
Kwame binges on everyone's breakfast, and then autopurges. Sounds like a handy skill, but not so much.
Mom, Ever Feel Less Than French?Days Walking - 95
Kwame improves, rainy weather, I fall on my ass a lot, Golden Three Hours, and we annoy the truckers.
From Her Head Down To Her Toenails
Days Walking - 96
During a routine paranoid scan of my hard-drive, I discover that Church is a big porn freak, and all this time I never knew.
MaulratsDays Walking - 97
A Big F*cking Grizzly Bear blocks our path, eating a roadkill caribou -and we live in fear and awe. But mostly fear.
Sleeping With The EnmityDays Walking- 98
Adrian and Church fall asleep during night watch, we flog them thoroughly, and take a rest day.
Flashlight Training Inc - Obedience and Security
Days Walking - 99
Arctic Kamikaze Porcupines bustle in the bushes all night long. We enjoy Yiddish folk songs.
Got Hazmat?
Days Walking - 100
Military guys drive by in grocery-logo tanker trucks, and I post a poem.
Synopsis 1-50..........Synopsis 51-100..........Synopsis 101-134
