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Days Walking - 83

Thank goodness for your questions, I'm spared from random blatherings about nothing. And you're spared from reading them! Let's share a collective sigh of relief, shall we? More queries please yes thank you.

Robin wonders who would visit Coldfoot...
Truckers, and also lots of truckers. I was kinda expecting truck-stop hookers, but I have not seen any. Maybe I just don't recognize them in cold-weather garb - I'm used to the scantily clad California flavor.

Here are a few people we've met, some cool peeps!

Ernie Weaver, meteoroligist.
On his way to Science Station AE432-9Z (Sorry Ernie, I don't recall the actual station number... to gather data and spend three months doing system maintenance. He's based in Anchorage and has three kids. I can't imagine leaving my kids for three months. Hard enough to leave my kitty.

David Janney, a blacksmith-turned artist.
Smithy is an art itself, in my humble opinion. David is scrounging around old railroad lines - as in 100 or more years old - looking for antique rail spikes that he then smiths into angels. It seems people will pay big money in their collection of all things angel-related, and lots of people collect them.

Suzanna Hill, of San Diego, California. Like, Gosh!
She is a human Barbie doll and is actually pretty intelligent under her superficial persona. She's savvy, more than sharp, if that makes sense. She preens she blinks she flirts cute as a button on a hot pink garter belt. She's a giggle-wriggle-boob-shaker oh tee hee you're so funny. She's up here to land herself a man who will be gone for months at a time, leaving her alone to work on her world domination fashion-designing empire.

Have I mentioned that Suzanna is incapable of cursing? Her favorite nigh-cuss is 'Forget that!'

Suzanna's a would-be sex-pot snow bunny who has no business this far from San Diego. She's traveling with a mountain of gear, and it's pretty obvious that she walked into an REI, slapped Daddy's American Express Card on the counter, and said 'Two of everything, please.' When we met her, she was struggling with the packaging for her Swiss Army Knife, trying to get it open. She'd been messing with it for a good ten minutes, worrying it with her butter knife to no avail. I hope for her sake she meets a good man soon.

Ancethcal - Welcome, welcome. Have not seen any help-wanted signs, nope. And really, I wouldn't recommend living here even if there were. It really just a resupply station, a layover, not a stop. It would be like living at an airport. And despite the great time Viktor Navorski had living in his airport, I don't recommend it.

Sharon - Yeah the mud is already becoming a pain in the ass. It still gets below freezing at night, so that helps reduce the brown slop factor. But I'm not looking forward to slogging through this stuff for months on end. Sorry to hear about your computer problems!

I'd like to recommend the Coldfoot Café as serving the worlds best bacon cheeseburger and fries. Heaven!

Litany Webb, signing off

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