Days Walking 51 - 100

Synopsis 1-50..........Synopsis 51-100..........Synopsis 101-134


I thought it might be handy for new readers to be able to get an overview of The Pilgrimage.

I've created links to the all of the posts, with a synopsis for each.


What's This 'Flup' Stuff?
Days Walking - 51
Anneli is attacked by frostbite, treatment is detailed, the Poop Tent suffers a heinous injury, and Polar Bear activity.

Ecstatic Use of Its Repairedness
Days Walking - 52
I get a cold, eating cute animals is coveted, Jake eavesdrops on the trucker's CB band, Poop Tent repairs, Wolves, Bears and archery.

Not The Face!
Days Walking - 53
My cold gets bad, opportunistic cannibalism, Adrian, Church, and Jake speak their minds to the world.

Bleeping Mother Bleeper
Days Walking - 54
I'm still sick, Adrian catches my cold and I am vindicated, Rummy vs. Blackjack, and Church needs to learn the power of the dark side.

No Moleste Por Favor
Days Walking - 55
I'm starting to feel better! Kwame vanishes in the night, and we have to track his butt down. Bastard.

Poor Lil Meow Meow
Days Walking - 56
My cat gets sick, Adrian's OCD gets on my damn nerves, I run out of a precious commodity, and midnight massages.

Smell Those Yummy Humans
Days Walking - 57
Wolves howling in the night and their plots to devour us, Golden Hour, and erotic corn dog dreams.

Your Sisters The Buttocks
Days Walking - 58
Kwame's penance, frequent chopper flyby's, and our plotting to evade the authorities.

Money For My Morels
Days Walking - 59
No more Cheerios, an oil spill, money for shrooms, and my fervent dreams of one day selling out.

Trading in Delicious Disease
Days Walking - 60
Raving about beneficial germs, I think this might be one of my favorite posts on the whole blog. Once in a great while I write something good.

With Fresh Coconut Milk
Days Walking - 61
My iPod craps out 30 minutes into the day, I run out of caffeine pills, and plot to kill and eat my pals - just for the peace and quiet.

AGHIIGHHIRRRGH!!
Days Walking - 62
Too much yearning, Plotting to kill them all, starting my own cult, and a pic of Caeled.

Read My Lips - Aint No Trees
Days Walking - 63
The Army's got a thing or two to learn about Arctic Survival, everyone has a SaberSpoon but me, and the danger of pate in the Ackian wild.

Den Of Edgy Female Irkfulness
Days Walking - 64
All us girls is bitches, I try and fail to apply Peek A Boo comment code to my blog template, and Vietnamese soup is the shiznit.

High on Suffering
Days Walking - 65
35 mile per hour wind gusts, Spekk Finger, and an old journal entry I wrote before the hike started.

Flee From The Squat Progeny
Days Walking - 66
Gabe has horrific gastrointestinal issues, incest with NoDoz, and a wacked Ackian Woman and her man's hypothetical Spekk Schlong.

She Has No Clue
Days Walking - 67
Frequent Need To Squat Disorder, Shelly is clueless, Dad gets a girlfriend, Jake and Anneli have a tiff, and I accidentally steal a line from Her Greatness, Dooce.

A Rash of Suspicious Coincidences
Days Walking - 68
Gabe finally gets better, food allergies, a pic of my cat, and a transcript of a conversation with my Dad. Exciting!

Smart-Assed Sarcastic Whiney Wanna-Be
Days Walking - 69
My snowshoe goes POP! I obsess on Dad's new girlfriend, we see our first tree in months, I post a pic (wow!), and Church and I pester Anneli for details on the lover's tiff.

Comedy Caplets, C.O.D.
Days Walking - 70
We're huge geeks, and play a Harry Potter RPG that Adrian and Kwame dreamed up, and these 'tree' things are mighty pretty.

Tea Parties With Satyrs
Days Walking - 71
Harry Potter RPG rambling, frighteningly - no one is sick, and I crave chips and salsa.

Like Scrubbing Bubbles, But Evil
Days Walking - 72
We encounter a crashed trucker, snow scrubbing the nether regions, anticipating talking to Dad's GF Joann on the phone that night, and Accidental Orgy Syndrome.

April 27th Always Tends To Suck
Days Walking - 73
I miss my Mom.

Freaky Green Alien Llama
Days Walking - 74
Robin's profile pic gets even cuter, Wacky web applets, Tents are liars, and Joann seems aiight, I guess...

Like An Amateurish Inane Teeny Bopper
Days Walking - 75
My cousin Terry is preggers, my brother is still a jerk, and I make a move on Adrian.

Props to All Us World War 1 Flying Aces!
Days Walking - 76
Post-Seduce-Attempt Depression, we meet a retired couple on the road, and we barter with them for goodly goods.

Oh So Glad It Wasn't My Fault
Days Walking - 77
We lose a beloved team member, break the news to the rest of the team, and have a good cry. Seriously.

Blogging on Blogging on Blogging
Days Walking - 78
I ramble on about blogging for six or seven thousand words. Skip this one, don't read it.

Nap Nap All The Live Long Day
Days Walking - 79
I feel crappy this day, and wimp out - posting a angsty poem.

Chaos, Avalanches and Whatnot
Days Walking - 80
Silent Screaming, Ack becomes a wet and drippy realm, and several team members get into a big fight over a People Magazine.

Most Terribly Not Dead
Days Walking - 81
Caeled has manly nerves as a wolf tries to sneak into camp, and we start keeping watch at night - finally!

Halfway to Fairbanks!
Days Walking - 82
We arrive in Coldfoot at Mile 175 of the Dalton Highway, and finally get to shower. I post some pics.

Giggle Wiggle Boob Shaker
Days Walking - 83
We meet some folks in Coldfoot, Ackian mud is a pain in the ass, and The Coldfoot Cafe serves up some darned good bacon cheeseburgers!

Slapping My Face With Its Burningness
Days Walking - 84
Kwame sells the sled, onion rings hurt, and Gabe gets naughty with a random tourist-girl.

A Rush of Mutant Endorphins
Days Walking - 85
On the road again, I get an email from a troubled and misguided wife, and I 'volunteer' to carry the crank generator, now that the sled is sold.

Intimate Attentions from Big Bertha
Days Walking - 86
Whole lotta daylight goin on, what I'd do if I were homeless, The Great Wall of China, and Litany's Cracker Ass, two things you can see from space.

He's Still Father Caeled From The Block
Days Walking - 87
Ack's Craziest Tree Thief Police Chases, Leave No Trace, and our efforts to clean up Dalton Highway litter.

A Cameo By Olympian Brooke Bennett
Days Walking - 88
The Spruce Bark Beetle Calamity, Litter we've discovered and collected for proper disposal, and Holy Caribou, these things are big!

Lies! Unfortunate Lies!
Days Walking - 89
I must be ovulating or something. I have a crazy daydream about Adrian, and I describe it for one and all. It's very silly.

Goofin on Gaurana
Days Walking - 90
Nutrilite Daily Multivitamin, Gaurana, and Josta Cola I miss you so.

Witty Words Here
Days Walking - 91
The group decides I've had quite enough Gaurana, we're buzzed by three choppers, and we have a Spring fashion show, like ohmygawd.

iPod Glutes Implant Service Pack 2
Days Walking - 92
Cyborg MP3 Players, Bikers are wimps, and we're hardcore, yo.

Regarding Fruit / Tree Proximity
Days Walking - 93
We meet entomologists Tony Glenn and Marsha Butler, who are making a study of this part of the Dalton Highway. They gave us DEET I love them so much.

Evert Your Eyes!
Days Walking - 94
Kwame binges on everyone's breakfast, and then autopurges. Sounds like a handy skill, but not so much.

Mom, Ever Feel Less Than French?
Days Walking - 95
Kwame improves, rainy weather, I fall on my ass a lot, Golden Three Hours, and we annoy the truckers.

From Her Head Down To Her Toenails
Days Walking - 96
During a routine paranoid scan of my hard-drive, I discover that Church is a big porn freak, and all this time I never knew.

Maulrats
Days Walking - 97
A Big F*cking Grizzly Bear blocks our path, eating a roadkill caribou -and we live in fear and awe. But mostly fear.

Sleeping With The Enmity
Days Walking- 98
Adrian and Church fall asleep during night watch, we flog them thoroughly, and take a rest day.

Flashlight Training Inc - Obedience and Security
Days Walking - 99
Arctic Kamikaze Porcupines bustle in the bushes all night long. We enjoy Yiddish folk songs.

Got Hazmat?
Days Walking - 100
Military guys drive by in grocery-logo tanker trucks, and I post a poem.


Synopsis 1-50..........Synopsis 51-100..........Synopsis 101-134