Goofin On Gaurana

Days Walking - 90

Yesterday's wet dream was brought to you by Nutrilite Daily Multivitamin.

Robin - sorry I did not answer your question the other day, I was too busy riding my buzz to respond to the world.

Ok there's something in this vitamin that they're keeping secret. See, I ran out of my own vitamins (Centrum Performance) and Anneli hooked me up with some of hers, hence the Nutrilite.

Along with its 4000 IU of this and that (what is the sense of so extremely exceeding the recommended dose of any vitamin, I mean really), there is 518mg of "Nutrilite Concentrate" whatever that is.

And now for the weather - Today water fell from the sky in little droplets, dampening the world. It was really strange. High of 55! I remember when I was a kid, I thought that when it was raining on my house, it was raining on the whole world.

Until one day I was playing in the rain across the street at Tina's house, and Dad called me home and when I got there it wasn't raining. I looked back and Tina was still getting rained on. The world lost some of its magic that day, I can tell you.

Robin - sorry I still have not answered your question. What if Mr. Toothy returns? Same steps as before, really. Get the weapons ready, try to scare him off, and if that doesn't work, well Kwame has been practicing with his bow in the evenings, and been trying to teach the rest of us. As a last resort, we'd kill Mr. Toothy.

But you know, this wolf is doing no wrong. We're in his territory and we plan to do everything we can to avoid killing any furry critters. It's not like he's terrorizing a mall here. We're in his backyard, and he's probably thinking "Get out of my yard!" as he's circling our camp.

But back to the vitamins! Along with my morning slop, I had an innocuous little tablet of Nutrilite, which smells a lot better than Centrum - why do most vitamins smell like ass, I don't know.

And about an hour later I was tweakin! It felt like the first time I was wired on gaurana, thanks be to Josta, circa 1998:



Remember this drink? You can't get it any more, but I loved it. The taste of cola never really appealed, I only drink Coke for its sugar and caffeine. I opt for Mt. Dew when I'm drinking for flavor. Josta had this great fruity flavor without being too sweet, and the gaurana was a real kick in the ass.

I get really talkative on caffeine, but I get really goofy on gaurana. Hmn, maybe instead of "tweak" I should say "goofin on gaurana".

I had another Nutrilite this morning, can you tell? Should it really be effecting me a good 12 hours later? Is arrhythmia ok?

So have I gone mad, is it me - or is it the vitamins? Is it a secret incredient, or just a new mix of the same old nutrients? Maybe vitamins are like shampoo - you know how the first few times you use a new shampoo, you're like "Damn, this stuff is amazing! What was I thinking using that crappy old stuff, my hair looks so good now that I want to jump me."

You look in the mirror and you say "Aw yeah, I'm one sexy mama!" And then a few shampoos later, you realize that the amazing lift and body the new shampoo gave you was a sudsy one night stand, and it stops calling and you never see it again.

Litany Webb, signing off

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