Monday, March 28, 2005

Leaving Deadhorse

Days Walking - 42

We're Leaving Deadhorse.

Getting a late start, yes but it's really hard to leave hot showers, warm beds and real delicioso food behind. We should still make some good miles today, since sunset isn't till about 8pm.

Walking a beautiful Man Made Road instead of God Forsaken Tundra (Alaska I Love You Baby, Don't Be Mad) will greatly increase our travel time, even if it is icy, and even if will have to offer succor / right of way to the big scary trucks.

Where are we headed?
SOUTH on The Dalton Highway.
(I'll give you the lowdown on its sordid past tonight) There are a number of small work camps, one of the larger of which is called Coldfoot.

The nearest stop of any size appears to be a place about 60 miles South called '355 Mile Wayside'. That will probably be the next place with an actual porcelain potty.

Scratch that, I aint succoring nobody.
What kind of word is that anyway?

Heather! Per your sage advice, after what might be the last shower of my life (is this how the extreme elderly think about bathing?) I did not apply deodorant or antiperspirant or any perfume or chemical odors of any kind. (Supposedly, I'm going to remain fresh as a lotus blossom for weeks on end without bathing.) You'd better be right or I will not answer your questions ever again. (See? Me listen what you say)

Speaking of questions, I will answer them tonight
(tomorrow's post from your pov).

Robin - Liv Tyler! Big Grin!! Really??
Sigh, no I wish someone had said such a thing to me ever in my life. Want to get married? When someone compares you to an elfin maiden, that's how you know that they are The One.

I asked Gabe about my resemblance to Tolkienian Movie Adapted Characters, specifically those Scions of Rock N Roll Legends, and he used his spoon to fwipp yogurt on me, and then he laughed and laughed and asked me where I was getting these highminded views of myself. He said if a guy asked me that question, they were looking to get into my pants.

Janine, thanks for the link to urban dictionary. I wish that my mention was more positive, but it's like Oscar sez: "There is only one thing in the world worse than being talked about, and that is not being talked about."

As for the offside comments from Lucas, I don't know about this guy. Should I change my settings to block people who are too chicken to link to their own blogs? God forbid someone judge/comment on their cleverness, sexyness level, or lack of. Would that be too harsh? Votes? I mean, I love comments but some people...

Also, on the questions front - I do mean to answer each and every valid query, so if I miss one, feel free to remind me, email it to me, pin a note to my jumper, whatever it takes. Sometimes a question slips through the cracks, and I don't want anyone to feel ignored/sad.

Litany Webb, signing off

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3 Comments:

At 2:51 PM, Blogger Heather said...

Ruh-oh...I stand by my advice - going pitstickless...All of India, Asia and Africa cannot be wrong. But if I am wrong, I'll go without for X number of days as penance.

And since comparisons are the thoughts du jour...I must admit that Alanis Morrisette first popped in my mind (yah...I am Canuck eh)

Have fun down the Dalton Highway!

 
At 4:04 PM, Blogger Kevin said...

Hmmm...you seem a little hurt about your readers' photo enthusiasm. Of course, we love your posts, which are very descriptive and often very funny. My favorite story from the first leg of your journey would have to be flaming barbeque underwear day. My least favorite would to be frostbite day. I also liked your time-log morning day a few days back, but they are all memorable. I'm glad your run of health issues (sprained ankle, colds, fungus on the testicles [aka Fresno Balls], frostbite) have been minor enough to not derail your journey. Looking forward to more stories....be safe on the highway, and we hope you have more Lord of the Rings days than Lord of the Flies ones.

 
At 12:59 AM, Blogger Robin said...

Damn--well, since this is my second marriage proposal ever (the first being from a drunk guy on new years), maybe I should take some time to think about it...you know, go watch Lord of the Rings...find out what I'm getting myself into...
And I wouldn't want to get all star struck by your urbandictionary fame :)

 

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