A Lone Potty on the Plain

Days Walking - 14

We've taken today off!
1 day of rest in 7.
Neither my vassals nor cattles shall work this day.

I had another weird dream.
I think dreams will be in blue, from now on...
So in this dream, I had become separated from the group, and was walking alone. I was unbothered by this, for some reason. Anyway, I saw something squarish in the distance and began walking toward it (since man-made objects tend to stand out).

As I get closer, I realize that it's a porta-potty, like you see at construction sites. There's nothing else around it, no equipment or buildings. Just a lone potty on the plain. So I walk up to it, and -

"Hello?" I said.
No answer.

The little status disk sez "occupado", but I yank on the door anyway. It's latched from the inside, but if you've ever used one of these, you know they're not very secure. So I jiggle the doorhandle and after a few moments, it opens.

Unsuprisingly, there is a frozen dead guy inside.
His pants were around his ankles, and he was reading a Rolling Stone from June of 2002. (With Natalie Portman on the cover.)

The dead guy looked a lot like a brunette Paul Bettany.

Now here's the part I wasn't expecting.
Without preamble, I grabbed him by his tattered hat, - which was frozen to his head - and yanked him out of the potty, and onto the ground.

I then made thorough and ecstatic use of the facilities, and was very happy. What can I say, it was a dream.


I'm sorry to say that I spent all day playing video games. I could have waxing poetic, writing something inspired, but instead, I slept really really late, ate way too much food, and played video games.

There was a lot of Metroid: Zero Mission (A GameBoy Advance game) going down, and also some Mario Kart (GBA, again) vs Adrian. I smoked his ass, as per usual. Bring it!

Litany Webb, signing off

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